Behemoth..... and Pronger.... See the resemblance?
The Olympic rules state anyone born after December 31st, 1974 has to have a protective shield.... and Chris Pronger is the only player who has blown out enough candles to go visor-less...
An Early Visor... also known as a Beaver...
My question to you..... was anyone going to high-stick Pronger? The man is 6-foot-6, 225 lbs monster!!! Even if you could reach his face, your stick would likely break on his stone cold face.
Stone Cold
GO CANADA GO!!!
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But what's the point of having a best before date?
ReplyDeleteObviously, the guy probably wasn't going to wear one anyways, so just come out and say that... "Pronger is to big, scary and grumpy to be forced to change his ways. He's like an old fat, lathargic cat... you can move the blanket on the couch but he's still going to sit in that spot. And he's going to love the look on your face when he's doin' it."
Everyone else is young and/or smart enough to wear one. It's almost not fair for other teams because everyone will be even more afraid to go near him. If they accidentally get their stick up, they purposly get devoured like that girl in Nightmare on Elmstreet.